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Humor The subject of taxes is depressing for most people and the only good thing with April 15th is it is a sign of spring for those who live in the Great White North! This page is an attempt to put some levity into the tax season. Songs: Taxes - 10% for Jesus by Ray Stevens Quotes: The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax! - Albert Einstein A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t have to take the civil service exam. – Ronald Reagan Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years. – Dave Barry Benjamin Franklin said nothing is certain but death and taxes, but at least death doesn’t get worse every year. – Anonymous I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word "fair" in connection with income tax policies. — William F. Buckley "Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six." "Three things can happen when you pass the ball, and two of them are bad." Jokes: Q. What is the difference between a terrorist and a tax auditorA. You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax auditor?A. A taxidermist only takes the skin. Q. How can you tell when a tax auditor is trying to trap you into a confession?A. His lips are moving. Q. Why don’t sharks attack tax advisors or lawyers?A. Professional courtesy.Questions: Why is simplification such a long word?If taxes are the answer, what was the question?
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