Humor
The subject of taxes is depressing for most people and the only good thing with April 15th is it is a sign of spring for those who live in the Great White North! This page is an attempt to put some levity into the tax season.
Quotes:
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax! - Albert Einstein
A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t have to take the civil service exam. – Ronald Regan
Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years. – Dave Barry
Benjamin Franklin said nothing is certain but death and taxes, but at least death doesn’t get worse every year. – Anonymous
I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word "fair" in connection with income tax policies. — William F. Buckley
Jokes:
Q. What is the difference between a terrorist and a tax auditor
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax auditor?
A. A taxidermist only takes the skin.
Q. How can you tell when a tax auditor is trying to trap you into a confession?
A. His lips are moving.Q. Why don’t sharks attack tax advisors?
A. Professional courtesy.
Questions:
Why is simplification such a long word?
If taxes are the answer, what was the question?